She finds it deeply unfortunate that she's yet to manage to get to "sleep over".
[Which is both cute and disturbing and Lexa isn't quite sure how to tell Peony that waking up to a soft young blonde woman is a literal nightmare to her because there is at least an 80% chance she will think she's Clarke and be crushed in the realisation she's not.
None of this being something either Peony or her newly acquired "friend" needs to know.]
...And you would be fine with her "sleeping over" just because she's drunk?
[There's three reasons, in Silent-Death's experience, for people to not want someone else in their bed. Number one is awkward human issues, number two is snoring, and number three is PTSD. She wonders which Lexa's is, but really, not her job to ask.]
[It was fine as long as Lexa stayed awake. And she could. Her whole life had been a war campaign, a few hours lost sleep was nothing unusual to her even if she had slept better in this place than she ever had in life.]
It's not the kind of sleepover she wants either way.
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Put them on their side, make sure she can't choke if she does.
That's definitely her. Do you require assistance?
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No, I can carry her by myself. She's not heavy.
...How long do humans stay drunk when they can't make themselves sober? [She feels like Peony would have done that if she could. Right?]
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There's a room above the shop she could stay in, I can come down and unlock it.
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I'll carry her to her room.
She needs dry clothes, too.
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[She's up anyways and getting dressed now.]
Failing that you can deposit her in my room it'll be her dream come true.
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Why would that be her dream come true? Does she like your room that much?
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[Which is both cute and disturbing and Lexa isn't quite sure how to tell Peony that waking up to a soft young blonde woman is a literal nightmare to her because there is at least an 80% chance she will think she's Clarke and be crushed in the realisation she's not.
None of this being something either Peony or her newly acquired "friend" needs to know.]
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[There's three reasons, in Silent-Death's experience, for people to not want someone else in their bed. Number one is awkward human issues, number two is snoring, and number three is PTSD. She wonders which Lexa's is, but really, not her job to ask.]
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[It was fine as long as Lexa stayed awake. And she could. Her whole life had been a war campaign, a few hours lost sleep was nothing unusual to her even if she had slept better in this place than she ever had in life.]
It's not the kind of sleepover she wants either way.
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[It's not that far a leap of logic in this kind of place to assume that.]
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I frustrate her to no end by just existing in her orbit yet she would not have it another way, I don't think.
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[Okay. She has no idea, but she'll just leave it at that. She needs to get back to womanhandling a warlock.]
I will see if I can take her to her room and stay with her there.
[No reason to destroy Lexa's sleep even more than she has already done.]
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[Hopefully, she won't have to take the other woman up on it.]